In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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