feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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