Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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