I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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