Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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