Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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