On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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