In the future we'll all be gay
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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