How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
