should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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what are you doing with your life
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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