Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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