Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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