Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
