i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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