Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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