Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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