Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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