just come out here and I will go home with you...
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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