I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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