hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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