are you so shy because you have an std?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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