just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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