There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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