There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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