I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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