So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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