yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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