i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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