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is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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