Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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