I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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