I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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