PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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