this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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