oh god the rape fog is back!
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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