you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he shaved USA in his pubs
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.