dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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