tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
