Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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