just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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