So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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