everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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