But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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