Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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