I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole