Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.