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So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So many bounce houses so little time
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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