Why are handjobs necessary in class?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.