nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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