No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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