I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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