We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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