Having a random hookup so left but love u
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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