Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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