I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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