break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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