A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do vagina's smell?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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