i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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