I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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