this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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