I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
