im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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