Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
my liver is dry heaving
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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